Sources say the former president was spotted on a boat near the infamous island prison, where he allegedly tried feed something to a massive reptile. Witnesses claim that Trump perhaps got a little overly familiar with the creature, resulting in some whispering. The {entireincident was captured on video, and the footage have quickly gone viral online.
- We don't know why Trump
- chose Alcatraz
- people are theorizing that he wastesting his bravery
Hot off the Press: The Donald and the Danger Lizards!
A shocking development is unfolding at Mar-a-Lago as we speak/right now/at this very moment. Sources report that former President The Donald has encountered a pack of highly venomous lizards, said to be mutated by radiation/the result of government experiments/escaped from Area 51.
Eyewitnesses claim to have seen the former leader fighting with the creatures, wielding a vibrating toothbrush. The situation is still developing/unfolding/sketchy, and we await official statements from Mr. Trump's staff.
Stay tuned for more updates on this wild event!
Big T's Wild Tour of Alcatraz
Get ready for a wild ride, folks! Tweeter-in-Chief is hitting the rock/island/prison like never before in a tour/experience/adventure they're calling the Gator Gauntlet. Sources say he's planning on showing off/lecturing about/taking control of the island, packing his best suits. He's even rumored to be order a giant cheeseburger from McDonald's during his visit. This ain't your grandma's tour of Alcatraz, folks. Brace yourselves!
- Will Trump be able to handle the cold?/Will Alcatraz stand up to Trump?/Can anyone stop Trump?
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Alligator Alcatraz? You Betcha, Says Trump
Folks, lemme tell ya somethin'. This situation down in Florida is gettin' out of hand. They got these crocodiles runnin' wild. And what do they do? Nothing! They just let 'em roam around. But not me, I wouldn't stand for that. We gotta get tough of these reptiles. That's why I say we gotta build a croc correction facility - Alcatraz for crocodiles, folks! That's what makes America great, takin' dealin' with the tough stuff.
- Make America Great Again !
The Don's Wild Ride: Presidential GATOR Safari!
This ain't your typical fundraiser, folks. The President himself is hitting the swamps on a wild expedition. That's right, we're talking about Trumpbattling beastly reptiles. Sources say he's packing his favorite hat and ready weird Trump news to unleash some swamp-justice. Will he emerge victorious? Only time will tell!
You Won't Believe This! Trump Goes Cage Diving With Gators
Folks, you are not gonna want to hear about this! The Donald himself, previous Prez Trump, has decided to go on a wild adventure. He's ditching his golf clubs for some serious grit and is going into a cage full of mean alligators! Sources say that this whole thing was his idea.
What could ever be more wild? Only time will tell.